Muskarahaten cricket ke mahdanon mein
Mushtaq Mohammad aur anjkshn ka khauf ke mashhoor cricketer toni grig apni yaado ke tazkeray mein Pakistan ke sabiq kptal mushtaq Mohammad ke baray mein kehte hain.' ' ورلڈسیریز cricket mein woh meri captani mein khail raha tha. aik match mein mujhe is ki ashad zaroorat thi jabkay is ki airee mein chout lagi hui thi. woh shadeed takleef ki haalat mein tha aur mun بسورے dressing room ke aas paas t_hl raha tha. mein ne match se aik roz qabal apne fzyo ko phone kya aur is se poocha ke tum kal مُشی ka ilaaj karo ge. woh bara sa teeka apne sath lana jo tumhare bag mein hota hai. chana chay aglay roz مُشی fzyo ke samnay bad par leyta howa tha aur yahi keh raha tha ke woh aَn foot hai. fzyo jab bhi is ki airee dabata to woh karahnay lagta.' ' ab sirf aik hi tareeqa ho sakta hai.' ' fzyo ne yeh kehte hue apne bag se koi aik foot lamba teeka bahar nikala aur is terhan lahraya ke مُشی usay dekh le. مُشی ne aik nazar teekay ko dekha aur bola :' ' acha, theek hai, mein khailnay ki koshish karta hon. mujhe ab dard nahi ho raha.' ' mujhe lag raha tha ke woh yahi kahe ga. woh aik acha team member, aik zabardast laraka aur mard aadmi tha .
cricket nahi … foot baal
Bartania mein satwaan Cricket World Cup jari tha. aik ke baad aik ftohat sametti Pakistani team ke khilari dressing room mein khush gpyon mein mashgool aur apni pur lutaf baton se mehfhil ko zafran banaye hue they. aisay mein league spiner mushtaq Ahmed foot baal ke sath mukhtalif krtbon ka muzahira karne mein masroof nazar aeye. woh foot baal ko kabhi dayen paon ki unglio ki madad se oopar اُچھالتے aur kabhi baal le kar thora agay berhate, kabhi ڈربل karte aur yuhin khailtay khailtay un ke zehan mein najane kya baat aayi ke unhon ne saathi khiladion ko mutasir karne ke liye ( ke mein cricket ke ilawa foot baal bhi bohat achi terhan khail sakta hon ) foot baal ko kِk laga di. baal howa mein buland hui aur zordar dhamakay ke sath sheeshay se ja tkrayi. chhin ki aawaz aayi aur sheesha aur tube light کِرچی کِرچی hogaya. ab soorat e haal yeh thi ke mushtaq Ahmed ko apni shokhiyon ka khmyazh saathi khiladion ke qehqahon ki soorat mein bhughtna para .
khiladion ki pehchan mein pareshani
ke world cup mein shaamil Pakistani khilari Shahid mehboob apni yaado ko taaza karte hue kehte hain.' ' world cup mein jo Pakistani team hissa le rahi thi. is mein paanch khilari aisay they jin ki darhhi thi. un mein mere ilawa Ejaaz fiqiya, vsim raja, tahir naqqash aur rashid Khan shaamil they. english commentators ko Pakistani khiladion ko pehchanney mein barri pareshani ka saamna tha. un ko maloom hi nahi hota tha ke kon balng kar raha hai aur kon kِs jagah fielding kar raha hai. hum paanchon mein qader mushtarik yeh thi ke tamam hi بالرتھے. aksar aisa hota ke tahir naqqash ke khilaaf runs bantay to commentators Shahid mehboob ka naam le rahay hotay. poooray world cup ke douran english commentators ko yahi mushkilaat paish ayen.' '
field mein jmayyan
mashhoor of spiner tauseef Ahmed ke world cup ka zikar karte hue kehte hain.' ‘Lahore mein khailay jaane walay Simi final mein Australia ke hathon Pakistani team ki shikast ke baad la tadaad ilzamaat lagaye gay. kyunkay Lahore aur Pakistan ke log is ghair yakeeni shikast ke liye tayyar nah they. kisi ne kaha khilari saari raat jagtay rahay, subah kaisay khail satke they. is waqt to hamaray malik mein raat ko gayarah, baara bujey sonay ka riwaj aam tha. Simi final ke baad Lahore mein mera dost Javed aaya aur kehnay laga ke raat ko bahar chal kar hotel mein nehari khatay hain. mein ne usay mana kya ke hamari shikast ke waqea ko chand ghantay guzray hain aur log baatein karen ge. is liye aaj bahar nahi jayen ge. Javed kehnay laga logon ka saamna aaj bhi karna hai aur kal bhi to aaj hi kyun nah karlo. hotel puhanche to wahan chaar larke baithy hue they. woh hamein dekh kar kehnay lagey ke jab hamaray player hi raton ko itni der taq jagen ge to match kِs terhan jiiten ge. yeh tauseef Ahmed bhi field mein jmayyan le rahay they. mujhe un ki baat samajh mein nah aaski. baad mein, mein ne Javed se poocha ke yeh log kya keh rahay they to Javed ne kaha ke tumhari jamai ka zikar kar rahay they. kyunkay aik baar jab tum kamera par aeye they to tum poora mun khol kar jamai le rahay they aur un logon ko baatein karne ka mauqa mil gaya. jabkay jamai lainay ki wajah shab baydaari nahi thi balkay woh din hi hamari team ke liye acha nah tha .
sir par anday
hockey ke khilari Mohammad suroor apne bachpan ka aik waqea sunaate hue kehte hain ke aik martaba ghar walon ne unhein bazaar se anday laane ke liye bheja. woh anday khareed kar wapas lout rahay they ke gali mein khailtay doston ne rok liya. Mohammad سرورنے unhein dhamki di ke agar mujhe nah jaane diya to saaray anday tumhare sir par maar kar toar dun ga. aik larka foran bola :' ' himmat hai to maar do.' '
Mohammad suroor ne aaoo dekha nah tao, aik aik karkay saaray anday larke ke sir par maar diye. anday toot chuke to woh larka hanstaa howa uttha aur bola.' ' wah bhae aaj to sir par khoob shampoo laga hai. nahanay mein bohat maza aeye ga aur baal bhi roshan o chamak daar ho jaien ge.' ' yeh sun kar Mohammad suroor ko ehsas howa ke woh apna hi nuqsaan kar baithy hain .
'' ghoshi …' '
Pakistan ke sabiq fast bowler rana Naveed Al Hasan apne aik interview mein kehte hain.' ' janoobi afriqa mein chmpyn trophy kheli ja rahi thi. hamaray shehar sheikhupura se bhi log parhai aur business ki gharz se gay hue they. jis ka mujhe ilm nah tha. mein match khail raha tha to peechay se mujhe rana, rana ki aawazian aa rahi theen. mein ne tavajja nah di ke match chal raha hai. achanak mujhe aawaz aayi' ' ghoshi …' ' iss naam se mujhe ghar mein puraka jata hai. mein ne peechay mُrh kar dekha to hamsaye ka larka tha. mujhe bohat acha laga aur jab over khatam howa to mein is se milnay bhi gaya.' '
bistar mein
Australia ke mashhoor wicket keeper e yan helly batatay hain ke' ' mein sotay mein chalne ka aadi raha hon. میںآسٹریلیا ki under 19tim ke hamrah England ke doray par tha. mein raat ko soya aur sotay mein aُth kar chalne laga. hamari team سائوتھمپٹن mein thahri hui thi. میکڈرمٹ mera room meet tha. is ne mujhe chaltay dekha to kaafi pareshan hogaya kyunkay mein so raha tha. میکڈرمٹ ne mujhe jaganay ki koshish ki to mujhe hosh agaya. is ne mujh se poocha ke mein bistar se nikal kar sair kyun kar raha tha to mein ne usay bataya ke mein khawab dekh raha tha ke mere bistar mein aik bara ghuss aaya hai aur mein khaufzadah ho kar bistar se nikal bhaga.' ' hum to yahi keh satke hain ke Australia mein rehne walon ke khawab mein hi aa kar un ki urra satke hain .
Javed myandad ki chhlangin
Bharat ke khilaaf aalmi cup ke aik match mein Javed myandad blle baazi karne gay. is din Javed myandad mukammal foot nahi they. Bharti wicket keeper kiran more makhsoos andaaz mein uchhal uchhal kar appeal kya karta tha. is din bhi woh wicketon ke peechay khoob bol raha tha. Javed myandad ko tang karta raha. aakhir tang aa kar Javed myandad apni kharab haalat ke bawajood uchhal uchhal kar is ke appeal karne ke andaaz ki naqal ki to poora stadium qehqahon se goonj uttha. more yeh dekh kar apna sa mun le kar reh gaya. usay dobarah Javed myandad ko tang karne ki himmat nahi hui. apni kharab haalat ki wajah se Javed myandad ko se takleef to hui. lekin unhon ne more ko sabaq sikha diya ke poora stadium is par hansnay laga .
maindak kha gay …
Pakistan ke maaya naz bowler Sarfraz betee dinon ke qissay chairtay hue kehte hain :' ' mein دورہ? west indies ke douran aik aisa waqea paish aaya jisay mein kabhi nahi bhula paaya. jmika mein raat ke khanay mein fehrist ta-aam ( ) paish ki gayi to is میں”mountain chicken”کے naam se bhi aik dِsh mojood thi. mein is dِsh ki haqeeqat se aagah tha. magar woh junior khilari maslan Javed myandad aur Haroon alrshid waghera jo pehli baar west indies ka dora kar rahay they. unhon ne samgha ke مائونٹین chicken to koi kaafi barri dِsh hogi aur is ka order day diya. jab woh sair ho kar kha chuke to mein ne un se kaha ke jantay ho ke tum logon ne kya khaya hai? woh herat se mujhe taknay lagey to mein ne bataya ke مائونٹین chicken to maindak hota hai aur yeh idhar ki khaas dِsh hai. is par woh samjhay ke shayad mein mazaq kar raha hon. apni tasalii ke liye unhon ne waiter ko bulaya to is ne meri baat ki tasdeeq ki aur unhein bataya ke مائونٹین chicken bohat bara maindak hota hai. yeh jaan kar Javed myandad aur Haroon alrshid ki tabiyat kharab hona shuru hogayi aur woh baath room mein ja kar اُلٹیاں karne lagey .
sir! aik larka gayab hai
west indies ko do dafaa aalmi chmpyn bnwane walay cricket ke azeem khilari klayyo lied pehlay aalmi cup ka aik waqea sunaate hue kehte hain .
'' bain alaaqwami aik roza aalmi cup mein shirkat ke liye jab hum inglistan puhanche to wahan hawai adday par hamaray sath aik dilchasp waqea paish aaya. kstmz aur deegar immigration ke mamlaat se farigh honay ke baad jab hamari 15rkni team hawai adday se bahar aayi to wahan aalmi cup intizamia ne hamara kher muqaddam kya aur hamein hotel pohanchanay ke liye aik van mein sawaar kara diya gaya. van ke chalne se qabal hamaray team mnijr ne hamaray aik saathi bways jo ke team ke assistant mnijr aur khazanchi ki zimma dariyan bhi nibha rahay they, se kaha ke larke gun lau, sab van mein sawaar hogaye hain? bways ne larke ginna shuru kiye. aِsi douran driver van chillate hue sarrak par le aaya. hum sab aaraam o sukoon se aik dosray se baton mein masroof they ke achanak bways chala uthay' ' stap, plzzzz stap di bas.' ' bways khofnaak andaaz mein chalaye to driver ne ghabra kar break par paon rakh diya. hum sab herat se bways ki taraf dekh rahay they.' '' ' sir koi larka gayab hai ?' ' bways ne team mnijr ko mukhatib kya. ab hum sab ginnay lagey aur herat angaiz tor par larke poooray 15تھے yani team ki tadaad poori thi. team mnijr bways ki be waqoofi bhaanp gay aur poocha.' ' kon sa larka gayab hai ?' ' bways bola' ' sir yaqeenan aik gayab hai, julian bhi hai, lied bhi hai aur king bhi … magar phir bhi aik gayab hai.' ' is douran Rohan کنہائی jo hamaray sab se sniyr rُkn they. aُth kar bways ke paas gay aur is ka kaan pakar kar bolay' ' larka yeh hai.' ' darasal bways ginti karte hue apna shumaar karna bhool jatay they. saaray raste sab ne uss ka khoob mazaq udaya .
cricket nahi … foot baal
Bartania mein satwaan Cricket World Cup jari tha. aik ke baad aik ftohat sametti Pakistani team ke khilari dressing room mein khush gpyon mein mashgool aur apni pur lutaf baton se mehfhil ko zafran banaye hue they. aisay mein league spiner mushtaq Ahmed foot baal ke sath mukhtalif krtbon ka muzahira karne mein masroof nazar aeye. woh foot baal ko kabhi dayen paon ki unglio ki madad se oopar اُچھالتے aur kabhi baal le kar thora agay berhate, kabhi ڈربل karte aur yuhin khailtay khailtay un ke zehan mein najane kya baat aayi ke unhon ne saathi khiladion ko mutasir karne ke liye ( ke mein cricket ke ilawa foot baal bhi bohat achi terhan khail sakta hon ) foot baal ko kِk laga di. baal howa mein buland hui aur zordar dhamakay ke sath sheeshay se ja tkrayi. chhin ki aawaz aayi aur sheesha aur tube light کِرچی کِرچی hogaya. ab soorat e haal yeh thi ke mushtaq Ahmed ko apni shokhiyon ka khmyazh saathi khiladion ke qehqahon ki soorat mein bhughtna para .
khiladion ki pehchan mein pareshani
ke world cup mein shaamil Pakistani khilari Shahid mehboob apni yaado ko taaza karte hue kehte hain.' ' world cup mein jo Pakistani team hissa le rahi thi. is mein paanch khilari aisay they jin ki darhhi thi. un mein mere ilawa Ejaaz fiqiya, vsim raja, tahir naqqash aur rashid Khan shaamil they. english commentators ko Pakistani khiladion ko pehchanney mein barri pareshani ka saamna tha. un ko maloom hi nahi hota tha ke kon balng kar raha hai aur kon kِs jagah fielding kar raha hai. hum paanchon mein qader mushtarik yeh thi ke tamam hi بالرتھے. aksar aisa hota ke tahir naqqash ke khilaaf runs bantay to commentators Shahid mehboob ka naam le rahay hotay. poooray world cup ke douran english commentators ko yahi mushkilaat paish ayen.' '
field mein jmayyan
mashhoor of spiner tauseef Ahmed ke world cup ka zikar karte hue kehte hain.' ‘Lahore mein khailay jaane walay Simi final mein Australia ke hathon Pakistani team ki shikast ke baad la tadaad ilzamaat lagaye gay. kyunkay Lahore aur Pakistan ke log is ghair yakeeni shikast ke liye tayyar nah they. kisi ne kaha khilari saari raat jagtay rahay, subah kaisay khail satke they. is waqt to hamaray malik mein raat ko gayarah, baara bujey sonay ka riwaj aam tha. Simi final ke baad Lahore mein mera dost Javed aaya aur kehnay laga ke raat ko bahar chal kar hotel mein nehari khatay hain. mein ne usay mana kya ke hamari shikast ke waqea ko chand ghantay guzray hain aur log baatein karen ge. is liye aaj bahar nahi jayen ge. Javed kehnay laga logon ka saamna aaj bhi karna hai aur kal bhi to aaj hi kyun nah karlo. hotel puhanche to wahan chaar larke baithy hue they. woh hamein dekh kar kehnay lagey ke jab hamaray player hi raton ko itni der taq jagen ge to match kِs terhan jiiten ge. yeh tauseef Ahmed bhi field mein jmayyan le rahay they. mujhe un ki baat samajh mein nah aaski. baad mein, mein ne Javed se poocha ke yeh log kya keh rahay they to Javed ne kaha ke tumhari jamai ka zikar kar rahay they. kyunkay aik baar jab tum kamera par aeye they to tum poora mun khol kar jamai le rahay they aur un logon ko baatein karne ka mauqa mil gaya. jabkay jamai lainay ki wajah shab baydaari nahi thi balkay woh din hi hamari team ke liye acha nah tha .
sir par anday
hockey ke khilari Mohammad suroor apne bachpan ka aik waqea sunaate hue kehte hain ke aik martaba ghar walon ne unhein bazaar se anday laane ke liye bheja. woh anday khareed kar wapas lout rahay they ke gali mein khailtay doston ne rok liya. Mohammad سرورنے unhein dhamki di ke agar mujhe nah jaane diya to saaray anday tumhare sir par maar kar toar dun ga. aik larka foran bola :' ' himmat hai to maar do.' '
Mohammad suroor ne aaoo dekha nah tao, aik aik karkay saaray anday larke ke sir par maar diye. anday toot chuke to woh larka hanstaa howa uttha aur bola.' ' wah bhae aaj to sir par khoob shampoo laga hai. nahanay mein bohat maza aeye ga aur baal bhi roshan o chamak daar ho jaien ge.' ' yeh sun kar Mohammad suroor ko ehsas howa ke woh apna hi nuqsaan kar baithy hain .
'' ghoshi …' '
Pakistan ke sabiq fast bowler rana Naveed Al Hasan apne aik interview mein kehte hain.' ' janoobi afriqa mein chmpyn trophy kheli ja rahi thi. hamaray shehar sheikhupura se bhi log parhai aur business ki gharz se gay hue they. jis ka mujhe ilm nah tha. mein match khail raha tha to peechay se mujhe rana, rana ki aawazian aa rahi theen. mein ne tavajja nah di ke match chal raha hai. achanak mujhe aawaz aayi' ' ghoshi …' ' iss naam se mujhe ghar mein puraka jata hai. mein ne peechay mُrh kar dekha to hamsaye ka larka tha. mujhe bohat acha laga aur jab over khatam howa to mein is se milnay bhi gaya.' '
bistar mein
Australia ke mashhoor wicket keeper e yan helly batatay hain ke' ' mein sotay mein chalne ka aadi raha hon. میںآسٹریلیا ki under 19tim ke hamrah England ke doray par tha. mein raat ko soya aur sotay mein aُth kar chalne laga. hamari team سائوتھمپٹن mein thahri hui thi. میکڈرمٹ mera room meet tha. is ne mujhe chaltay dekha to kaafi pareshan hogaya kyunkay mein so raha tha. میکڈرمٹ ne mujhe jaganay ki koshish ki to mujhe hosh agaya. is ne mujh se poocha ke mein bistar se nikal kar sair kyun kar raha tha to mein ne usay bataya ke mein khawab dekh raha tha ke mere bistar mein aik bara ghuss aaya hai aur mein khaufzadah ho kar bistar se nikal bhaga.' ' hum to yahi keh satke hain ke Australia mein rehne walon ke khawab mein hi aa kar un ki urra satke hain .
Javed myandad ki chhlangin
Bharat ke khilaaf aalmi cup ke aik match mein Javed myandad blle baazi karne gay. is din Javed myandad mukammal foot nahi they. Bharti wicket keeper kiran more makhsoos andaaz mein uchhal uchhal kar appeal kya karta tha. is din bhi woh wicketon ke peechay khoob bol raha tha. Javed myandad ko tang karta raha. aakhir tang aa kar Javed myandad apni kharab haalat ke bawajood uchhal uchhal kar is ke appeal karne ke andaaz ki naqal ki to poora stadium qehqahon se goonj uttha. more yeh dekh kar apna sa mun le kar reh gaya. usay dobarah Javed myandad ko tang karne ki himmat nahi hui. apni kharab haalat ki wajah se Javed myandad ko se takleef to hui. lekin unhon ne more ko sabaq sikha diya ke poora stadium is par hansnay laga .
maindak kha gay …
Pakistan ke maaya naz bowler Sarfraz betee dinon ke qissay chairtay hue kehte hain :' ' mein دورہ? west indies ke douran aik aisa waqea paish aaya jisay mein kabhi nahi bhula paaya. jmika mein raat ke khanay mein fehrist ta-aam ( ) paish ki gayi to is میں”mountain chicken”کے naam se bhi aik dِsh mojood thi. mein is dِsh ki haqeeqat se aagah tha. magar woh junior khilari maslan Javed myandad aur Haroon alrshid waghera jo pehli baar west indies ka dora kar rahay they. unhon ne samgha ke مائونٹین chicken to koi kaafi barri dِsh hogi aur is ka order day diya. jab woh sair ho kar kha chuke to mein ne un se kaha ke jantay ho ke tum logon ne kya khaya hai? woh herat se mujhe taknay lagey to mein ne bataya ke مائونٹین chicken to maindak hota hai aur yeh idhar ki khaas dِsh hai. is par woh samjhay ke shayad mein mazaq kar raha hon. apni tasalii ke liye unhon ne waiter ko bulaya to is ne meri baat ki tasdeeq ki aur unhein bataya ke مائونٹین chicken bohat bara maindak hota hai. yeh jaan kar Javed myandad aur Haroon alrshid ki tabiyat kharab hona shuru hogayi aur woh baath room mein ja kar اُلٹیاں karne lagey .
sir! aik larka gayab hai
west indies ko do dafaa aalmi chmpyn bnwane walay cricket ke azeem khilari klayyo lied pehlay aalmi cup ka aik waqea sunaate hue kehte hain .
'' bain alaaqwami aik roza aalmi cup mein shirkat ke liye jab hum inglistan puhanche to wahan hawai adday par hamaray sath aik dilchasp waqea paish aaya. kstmz aur deegar immigration ke mamlaat se farigh honay ke baad jab hamari 15rkni team hawai adday se bahar aayi to wahan aalmi cup intizamia ne hamara kher muqaddam kya aur hamein hotel pohanchanay ke liye aik van mein sawaar kara diya gaya. van ke chalne se qabal hamaray team mnijr ne hamaray aik saathi bways jo ke team ke assistant mnijr aur khazanchi ki zimma dariyan bhi nibha rahay they, se kaha ke larke gun lau, sab van mein sawaar hogaye hain? bways ne larke ginna shuru kiye. aِsi douran driver van chillate hue sarrak par le aaya. hum sab aaraam o sukoon se aik dosray se baton mein masroof they ke achanak bways chala uthay' ' stap, plzzzz stap di bas.' ' bways khofnaak andaaz mein chalaye to driver ne ghabra kar break par paon rakh diya. hum sab herat se bways ki taraf dekh rahay they.' '' ' sir koi larka gayab hai ?' ' bways ne team mnijr ko mukhatib kya. ab hum sab ginnay lagey aur herat angaiz tor par larke poooray 15تھے yani team ki tadaad poori thi. team mnijr bways ki be waqoofi bhaanp gay aur poocha.' ' kon sa larka gayab hai ?' ' bways bola' ' sir yaqeenan aik gayab hai, julian bhi hai, lied bhi hai aur king bhi … magar phir bhi aik gayab hai.' ' is douran Rohan کنہائی jo hamaray sab se sniyr rُkn they. aُth kar bways ke paas gay aur is ka kaan pakar kar bolay' ' larka yeh hai.' ' darasal bways ginti karte hue apna shumaar karna bhool jatay they. saaray raste sab ne uss ka khoob mazaq udaya .
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